1. There are, in fact, Republicans in Massachusetts. No, I’m not lying. Really. Yes, I swear to God. There are approximately 14, but yes, they exist.
2. Republicans just chose Gomez to go up against Markey.
How can this be, you ask? When conservatives are racist? I haven’t the foggiest.
…Perhaps we’re…not. Could it be? Could it be that Democrats just disagree with us on how best to run the country? And that we’re not bad people?