Miley’s Persistent Tongue-Wagging Is Strange

I have a question.

Why does she always stick her tongue out?

Is she five?

I can’t be the only person who has noticed this.  I don’t get it.  Is it supposed to be seductive?

Isn’t that what stripping and twerking are for?  To turn men on?  Do you really need the whole tongue thing, too?

I don’t know.  I’m 35.  That’s a long time to live and date.  I’ve found that a little goes a long way.  You don’t need all of this to seduce a man.  A dark pair of jeans with a well-fitted V-neck and a warm smile seem to do the trick just fine.

Of course, I am drop dead gorgeous, and it makes sense that I’d need to exert less effort.

Oof.  So hard being me. Brains and beauty.  It’s a curse, I tell you.  A curse.