I have a question.
Why does she always stick her tongue out?
Is she five?
I can’t be the only person who has noticed this. I don’t get it. Is it supposed to be seductive?
Isn’t that what stripping and twerking are for? To turn men on? Do you really need the whole tongue thing, too?
I don’t know. I’m 35. That’s a long time to live and date. I’ve found that a little goes a long way. You don’t need all of this to seduce a man. A dark pair of jeans with a well-fitted V-neck and a warm smile seem to do the trick just fine.
Of course, I am drop dead gorgeous, and it makes sense that I’d need to exert less effort.
Oof. So hard being me. Brains and beauty. It’s a curse, I tell you. A curse.